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DID PRINCE PHILIP HAVE MICHAEL JACKSON MURDERED?

Did he do it?There are unconfirmed reports that Harrods owner, Mohamed Al-Fayed, has alledged that Prince Philip had Michael Jackson murdered. Jackson, 50, was found dead at his rented home in Los Angeles, last Thursday.

Al-Fayed alledges that Michael Jackson was killed because he was 3 months pregnant with Prince Edward's child.

This latest Royal scandal(mainstream media likes to distract you to keep you from noticing the rich stealing your last penny from you) is enough even to make a Daily Express reader question their sanity.

There have been rumours for years that Prince Edward had been secretly seeing a gay lover, but there was always confusion amongst witnesses who saw the pair. Some say the lover was black, some say white and some even said the lover had no nose. There were rumours that the lover was always accompanied by a monkey.

Doubts over the cause of death remain, with some suggesting that Jackson was killed an angry descendant of the Elephant Man, whose bones Jackson purchased some years ago.

Only time will tell if Mohamed Al-Fayed is selling a load of old flannel, or if Prince Philip will be embroiled the scandal of the century.

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